From a hypothetical conversation between an Atheist and a Christian.
Atheist: If objective interpretations are possible, then why are there so many different interpretations of the Bible.
Christian: Why do so many people get their math sums wrong? Is there no right answer to arithmetic problems?
Atheist: Language is different. I think that there are many interpretations of a sentence or a Bible verse that are true. That’s why you get so many denominations.
Christian: So you are saying that sentences can be interpreted in only one way?
Atheist: No! … Didn’t you hear what I just said? I said exactly the opposite is true. There are many valid interpretations.
Christian: If there are many valid interpretations, then why did you just correct me for misinterpreting what you said?
Atheist: I did?
Christian: Yes, you just told me that I misunderstood you. In effect, you said that my interpretation was wrong! Why did you do that if there are many valid interpretations?
Atheist: Because I knew what I meant, and it should have been obvious to you.
Christian: You’re right. So let me ask you this: why is it that when you make a statement, you expect others to know what you mean, but when God makes a statement in the Bible, you give yourself the option of pouring any meaning you want into it?
— Norman Geisler and Frank Turek, from I Don’t Have Enough Faith to Be an Atheist, p. 405